| At first before I started typing up this article, I was rather hesititant. Should I really degrade and deface a powerful internet presence? Lord knows what the talking animals can do to me if I provoke them enough. (Nobody knows but Jesus!) So naturally I realized I would have to fear for my life after publishing this document. Making matters worse are the terrorist threats, which are making some talking animals very emotional. It matters not, however, what the animals do to me, because I'm going to write this damn article! While I was moving along, seeing which web sites appeared to be down for no reason today, I decided to make my rare visit to www.artail.net to see what may be going on of interest. Understandably, I would want to know. I was banned from their IRC channel for malicious acts (I screamed that they should buy Lunix because it's more reliable than crappy windows). Therefore I do not have any sort of news source for what these artalians are doing that I can annoy them about. However, my visit was cut short by a disturbing title image which has been there for a while, but in my weak emotional state, caught my attention rather fiercely!  Please don't close the browser, please? The original image, of course, was not saved with such a low JPEG quality. I'm doing you a great favor by saving it at 19% quality, as the full detailed thing is more than 5 times scarier. The contents of the image are two talking animals, but not just any normal talking animals. The one of the left, supposedly female, appears to be hideously deformed. This can only mean that the talking animal community is involved in sick and sadistic processes such as cloning and genetic engineering. Even if they are not doing a very good job of it, it means we as a human population are in grave danger. The demented features of the thing on the left only explain for themselves. One eye is noticeably larger than the other. While by artistic standards drawing in perspective can be difficult, we cannot forget that fact that this image MAY ACTUALLY BE A PHOTOGRAPH! Some other horrendous features I can point out is the displaced mouth. It appears as if the mouth isn't even attached the the body. A mobile mouth.. do you know how dangerous that can be if used as a method of attack? Lord knows how much the animals want to bite us in the first place. The other thing on the right is supposedly Artie, Artail's head.. "man". While he doesn't appear quite as demented as the other one, The engineering he endured went similarly wrong. If you ignore the dirt that he for some reason keeps on his cheek, you may notice that his arm is huge, as if he was a 400 pound man. It is positioned in a way which is impossible for a person such as his former self to accomplish. It is evident that the artalians are trying to alter their physical selves in ways which would make them combatively superior. We, as human beings, need to take special care in our attempts to keep the talking animals in check. I assure you that a full scale invasion of artalians is far worse than communism! |