sAlas Your Ass Is Made Of Glass.

- Herman Jerman.

Look the fuck out it’s that fucking time again, Herman Jerman is blasting the scene like nothing you’ve seen before, you sad mother fuckers.Or at least that’s what Herman Jerman would say, if he was a gangster rapper. In any case Herman Jerman is trundling along again, this time with winter action to the maximum, and you’d better fucking believe that those sad American fuckers won’t know what hits them till it’s too fucking late! You see, Herman Jerman is all out for winter, when it’s good winter, but when it’s bad winter which it usually is for you American pussy whipped faggot scum, you’d best be knowing that Herman Jerman will have you fuckers going! Herman Jerman has been looking for a picture of himself, but apparently corporate America doesn’t like Herman having such beautiful media, the fucking faggots tried to trick him!

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Herman Jerman’s Suggestions:

- Make sure you shut the fuck up before I kill you.

- Try shutting the fuck up in different ways, these may include but are not excluded to

1) Sewing your cock sucking mouths shut with your fag dicks fags.

2) Ingesting the following drugs at their LD 100 rate –

Green Tea, Cannabis or that other fucking shit you hippy faggots take.

- Stop being so general, it’s why you faggots are so gay.

- Take fewer dicks, then maybe you’ll just end up giving up your filthy habit altogether.

Herman Jerman will now get back to this winter shit. Whilst fucking America is sitting indoors, freezing their balloon sized asses into slightly larger balloon sized asses (due to all of the semen in them expanding) Herman sits around with a fan, the fucking greatest invention he or any of you fuckers have ever seen! Herman Jerman reasons, what the fuck is better then fucking fresh air infidels? Fucking nothing, straight and simple. With this the great Jerman is pleased!

Well if you don’t look here, haw haw haw, it’s Herman Jerman, in the flesh mother fuckers!

Now looky here, Herman Jerman isn’t about the rant as much as he is about the boasting about his beautiful fan, which is the greatest one in the eastern hemisphere! If you don’t believe Herman, why don’t you just take a look for your fucking self you lousy subjugate of funds! Now Herman, being a great advocate of hypocrisy realises it wouldn’t be obvious to the fools of your sort that he has done the deeds of his advocator, but by releasing millions of a particular currency within his great fanning scheme in the eastern half of the world, he’s fucking done just that! You must be saying to yourself, how could such a great man pull of a feet of deception, cunning, cunnilingus and womanising alone? Well the answer lies within your question in that he is truly a great man fuck wit! At any rate, this non ranting text must seem to be as the opposite (ranting text, for all of those not blessed with the mind powers of Herman Jerman, which is roughly 99.99999% or the population).

So you’re probably thinking to yourself self, how can a person like me ever get with the almighty, scandalously beautiful Herman Jerman? Herman Jerman hears your pleas, and wards them off telling you that it will never go down, as Herman Jerman won’t, you dirty lumberfag!

This is my pretty fan complex, pretty like

A woman, not a faggot, faggot.

- end.