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Hello, idiots. Deputy 5 is a site where you can find reviews of things such as plants growing in our backyards, dumb-breasted females, and the bats that fly over our heads while we are urinating outside, as well as other articles about whatever seems like a good idea to write an article about at the time. There will be more content here soon, so keep applying the views to this page. fvdhgrkjhksjgkdgjkgakjekjakjskjgegfdhjdkfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 01/20/2005 by fuzzman After being briefly ruined, the site is back to normal. Ruination is archived here. Note: Because the responsible party seems to want to ruin it again, the real site is now at this new URL. Hopefully he won't notice it's here and will leave it be. 01/18/2005 by Ashy God Hates Rags This website gives helpful tips on how to spot a rag. Judging by "inability to blink", "impaled on human hand", and their image, they are speaking of puppets. Or wearing clothes, gloves, etc. Merriam Webster states: 1 a : a waste piece of cloth b plural : clothes usually in poor or ragged condition c : CLOTHING <the rag trade> 2 : something resembling a rag 3 : NEWSPAPER 065/300/2005 Breaking News: Muscleface Rapes ChildrenTHE DATE DOESNT MATTER OR ANYTHING THIS IS MOMENTOUS!$ THE NEW COMIC OF THE MILLENIA this is something to think about CLICK FOR YOUR WIFE  here is a preview of what is to be NOW SHITTY PANTS ARSE mountain 01/09/2005  muscleface Since I am the only person who does not throw away their dreams and desires, I have taken control of this internet crap. It may be updated now semi-regularly, and it probably won't last long but lets enjoy our lives while we can! The stupid idiots that started this site might come back inspired by my vigilante action, but I will try to change some passwords to prevent that from happening. So now, instead of being a pile of crap, this site will now be chortle town. Infact, I think I may change the name of the site from Deputy 5 to Chortle Town. An article about modern life. 06/05/2004 Things that are never to be 04/25/2003 You are all dumb bastards. 4/13/2003 Moved "Talking Animals" over to deputy5, since this place needed a god damn update. 01/31/2003 01/23/2003 Review: "Chatrooms" 01/16/2003 Article: "Professor Oppressor and the Mind Boggling De-fagger!" 01/14/2003 The True Adventures of Robin Hood Part 1 The True Adventures of Robin Hood Part 2 01/14/2003 Review: "MTails" 01/11/2003 Review: "Megaman Zero" 01/06/2003 Article: "Herman Jerman coming at you, fuck horse." 01/06/2003 SOME STUPID SHIT BY GRAUE!!!!! GRAUE SUCKS!!!!!! 01/05/2003 Article: "Black Holes" 01/05/2003 Article: "Wireless" 01/05/2003 Review: "Football" |